Aduhai Pemuda..

Salaam..

Regarding tajuk atas.. Rilek2, ni bkn nk kutuk or condemn kaum pemuda ek. Huhu. Juz ad kisah pelik mlm ni sbg perencah sambil2 sy tgh sdty.. Tgh smgt revise PChem [my last paper 4 dis sem =D] tetibe, hp ku bbunyi menandakan ad msg masok.. and then it goes~

Anonymous : Aslm..

Me : Wslm. Ye, siapakah ini?

(reply sbb num dak ni num utara, so expect dak utp.. kot2 nk tye sal exam ke or dak satu Lajnah ke,event comittee ke. punye lurus bendul kite ni)

Anonymous : Erm, sapa ya? Kwn bru, bkn, org yg nk bkwn, bkn, awk tntukan sdri la. Soalan dia boleh bkenalan? Or awk tgk sibuk?

Me : Ape maen2 pulak neh.. Ckp btol2 la anda sape, ape bleh sy tlg. Kalo xde pape, save je la kdt wat tepon mak ayah ke ek..

(sibuk la wey..tgh final exam kot. maen2 pulak dye.. cepuk karang bru tau. hmm,npk cam bkn dak utp je..)

Anonymous : Owh.. Ur realy a serius person.. So, sorry..dh ckp btl td nk bkenalan ja(x tmasuk nk mngorat, jz to make frens) psl col parents sy mmg xpnh lupa tanggungjwb sy..

(x balas.. tetibe ade msok bab mengorat plak, sah2 dye ni laki. adoiyai..org gurau je la sal tepon parents tu~)

Anonymous : Do i need to do or prove anything to b ur frens? Or awk jnis xcaya org mcm sy?

Me : Pcaya pd anonymous itu bahaye.. Nk bkwn, bina ukhwah tu bgus tp cre awk cm xkne. Ta'aruf sket, boleh? Maaf, adab still kne jge ye..

(cam terdesak pulak, curious gk nk tau pe motif dye ni meng'approach' org asing cm kite ni..)

Anonymous : Owh, asif.. Ismi S***. Umur sama,jntina bbeza, erm, bljr d uia (cfs pj). p/s everyting start with anonymous till u try 2 know it.. Sory ana xbjak berayat.. Psl muamalat ana try jaga..skrg enti plak bleh btaaruf psl enti?

Me : Maaf, ana bkn nk sombong ke apa. Agak curiga cmne muslimin yg ana xknl leh dpt num hp ana then tau pulak same umor. I cant tell u more bout me, asifu jiddan..

(erk..jauh nye,nun d PJ sana.. kt cfs pj tu pn mmg ramai kwn2 ex-shams dlu tp dye ni sape plak..xknl name pon..musykil tahap cipan ni. lg memenigkn dr soklan latihan PChem td. eh2, cop2..tukar guna 'ana' 'enti' pulak dh..menarik2~ )

Anonymous : Erk, ana dpt dr kwn ana ble dia crita psl ur personality.. Im juz interest bout it not more..psl kwn ana dia suruh rahsiakan identity.. Tp klu enti is the type who strongly hold thiqah.. Then am sorry.. Asif jiddan too..

Me : Baiklah, kwn nta tu suh rahsia2 pulak ye. Byk suspicious things d cni. Ana ni bese2 je, kdg2 lagha mcm org len jgk. Ana tgh imtihan skang, mtk dri dlu nk menelaah. Salam alayk..

(makhluk mne plak g pass num kte kt org xbkenaan neh. neh hangin satu bdn neh..seyes, menci giler org pass number tnpe kbnrn. ntah ape dak tuh dh citer sal kter..sape neh, kalo kwn sy xkn sanggup wt cmtu.nk kne debik ke..pergh, konon cam ganas ayat. haha~)

Anonymous : P/s: ana juz tau bout ur personality n hope ul help me, i mean my lover 1(my sister), n ana bjuta kali ganda lg lagha dr enti.papa pun asif ganggu.may God bles u moslemah.Wasalam..

(eh2 first2 bace 'my lover'..ape kes nk suh tlg awek dye. eh silap2, his sister ke.. lor, tulis la 'my loved one' konpius otak kejap..ngee~ ape pulak dlm bjuta2 muslimat dkt sekitar kamu tu kite yg jaoh ni jgk d cari nk tlg adik dye.. personality apekah yg menggamit kalbu sgt tuh.. kot2 kamu dh kne kelentong dgn kwn 'secret identity' tuh.. adoiyai..)

Aduhai Pemuda.. Skli pikir ad rse nk tolong, sbb adik dye pn ppuan. Kot2 la leh sumbang bakti walau sekecik zarah ke.. Dri ni pn byk gila kekurangan. Tp bab2 nolong org ni cm ssh sket nk resist cz nti rse bsalah plak x tolong. Tp Pemuda ni leh caye ke? Skli d kelentongnya kite hidup2 mne nk letak muke? Jatuh maruah~ Aiyyoo.. Pelik lah kamu ni Pemuda.. Dh la gne skill cm sy gak tulis gne 'P/S:' Hmm, any consideration will b made afta final exam abes.. Huahua.. Cam org penting je kite ni, ceh xboleh blah =P hoyeah, shbt2 d cfs pj yg bce post ni bleh tampil beri keterangan..

Wallahu'alam.

P/S: i spend all my remaining days here THINKING OF YOU.. Ummi, Ayah, Wa, Dekbi, Ana.. Rabu pagi cptlaaaa tibe~